senior year of highschool i only had white friends (i was the only black kid in most of my classes and i just wanted to fit in)
as you can imagine not a day went by without one of them casually saying something lowkey racist or ignorant…which, at the time, i would just brush off
well one of them was super popular (cheerleader, pageant queen, etc) and was constantly sought after…did i mention she was a complete, fucking cunt…
anyways, one night at a football game they all were gawking over the quarterback and how fine he was…well she made it loud and clear that SHE wanted him and that he was off limits…she went down the line explaining to each of us why we could not have him..and in the process she stops at me and says “well…i’m not worried about you to be honest…you’re black…”
fast forward..they end up dating and become the IT couple…
long story short: I fucked the shit out of him and he never dated another white girl for the rest of his boring life…
moral: stay in your lane, becky.
womp womp woommppppp
*falls out of chair into grave*
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
credit to this kid in my class
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